Tales From An Airport

Awkward things about an Airport:

Getting lost in the bathroom, because you can't tell where the exit is...

The awesome look you get as passers by watch you scarf down your burger at the restaurant, 

I have 15 minutes before I board people!

Falling asleep on the plane...

Only to have your head hit your neighbor...

Whoopsie sir... I apologize

Seeing smoke come out of the air conditioning vents of the plane...

"Wait is my plane supposed to be smoking??!"

Awesome things about an airport:

They have every trash magazine available...

Yes I am purchasing 9 magazines for 2 hour flight,

and yes I am aware that most of them have Kim Kardashian on the cover.

Getting priority boarding...

Move over old ladies and kids,

this girl has a priority seat!

Lyrical text arguments with Justin

Just because...