Why I'm Swearing Off The Bachelor

Okay so most of you all saw the "dramatic" finale to the bachelor last night.

And I used dramatic in quotes,

because our good friend Chris Harrison likes to say,

"the most dramatic finale ever",

every single season.

But I'm fed up,

you studio executives, and bachelor editing people do it to me every season.

You make me fall for one girl/guy in particular,

editing them to be my favorite,

and then at the "dramatic finale"

it's always my girl/guy that gets broken up with.

Don't get me wrong,

I liked Catherine,

but Lindsey was my girl.

I totally thought her and Sean where it for each other!

I saw Catherine as his "friend"

not his wife.

And I blame this all on editing.

You make it seem like Sean is going to pick Lindsey,

so we all can be shocked when it doesn't go the way you think it will go.

Enough is enough!

I'm speaking out on behalf of Bachelor Nation,

Can my girl win for once?!

I'm tired of being disappointed.

Maybe it's the fact that I've seen every single season,

so I know exactly how it all plays out.

(most of the time)

The girl that gets sent home,

is always the girl that has the first date on the finale,

and he always goes with the girl that has the final date.

Do we remember when the Bachelor chose the girl that got out of the limo first,

and she watched from the house as the bachelor told the other girl she was going home,

that my friends was dramatic,

and threw us for a loop.

How about some more surprises Bachelor executives?

I'm tired of the "most dramatic" nonsense,

being a letter from Catherine saying she loves him.

We all saw that coming people!

So here I am,

saying I'm done with this show,

just like I did with Emily,

and Ben...

but I know the second Desiree steps out of that limo,

and gets ready to greet those 25 lucky bachelors,

I'll be sitting on my couch,

glass of wine in hand,

ready to watch all the nonsense go down.