Sleep When The Baby Sleeps?

So I was told from the very beginning of this pregnancy,

You will be exhausted.

You will feel like you can not go on another day with no sleep.

You will have the tired headaches,

the dark circles, 

and look as if you are a zombie.

But don't worry,

just try to sleep when the baby sleeps.

UMM,

YEA RIGHT!

How about,

clean the house when the baby sleeps,

or do the laundry when the baby sleeps,

or even...

SHOWER when the baby sleeps.

These wonder Mom's,

that come out each day,

looking rested,

and fabulous, 

on three hours of sleep,

are absolutely crazy.

I ask you fine ladies...

How in the heck do you do it?

And three hours is on a good night.

Lets not even talk about the nights where Wyatt is wide awake,

or has gas.

All I have to say is,

thank you whoever invented amazing concealer!