Things I Learned While On A Road Trip With My Man

This weekend we went to Louisiana

for a little gambling action.

And not only did we lose our money...

We lost all of our money! 

Not a very successful trip.

But while on this fabulous road trip,

there were a few things that I learned about Mr. Morris over here.

1. The music selection on road trips is going to be questionable...

And knowing the words is completely unnecessary.

If all else fails, make up your own.

2. Dance moves will progressively get worse as time goes on.

Maybe it's from being on the road so long...

Maybe.

3. You will witness everything from head nodding, to air guitar, to a full drum solo.

And your leg or the center console will probably be the symbol for that amazing drum session.

4. Turning into a grandpa driver will happen at some point.

He probably won't notice he is going 10 to 15 miles under the speed limit...

hence the honking as people driving the recommended speed pass us.

5. If you are lucky,

You will get to witness some embarrassing moments.

And maybe just get them on tape...

(Sorry dear, but this is just too good not to share!)

You did hear him say he wants this song played at his funeral right?

Oh Mr. Morris...

How I love you!